#it's me motherfuckers!
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Last summer. Taken five minutes after jumping off the ‘G’ line and walking south on Manhattan Ave. in Greenpoint (Brooklyn) on my way to Captured Tracks.
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Odysseus after ten years of suffering, picking up Poseidon’s trident: Traumatize them back :)
Poseidon: Hey… Buddy… can we talk about this?
Odysseus: No :)
#the elf talks#epic spoilers#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#metal as fuck and understandable tbh#Ody really said you’re trapped in this storm with me motherfucker
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
#i can't believe i'm saying this#DEADPOOL CAN GET IT#Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him#I would too bestie#it's the sass for me folks#paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god#a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think#this is a branch in realities i know it#i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie#all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME#camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch#i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction#i love how you love deadpool#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here#@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating#do it again#gif is credit to the owner#30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update#damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here#guys just find my other post
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Did you guys know that Duke's tag on Ao3 only has 7,000 fics? Because I didn't.
#I knew this fandom didn't like Duke but jesus christ#Clark motherfucking kent is in more batman fanfics than duke is#by almost 2x#i mean i know he's a newer character and hasn't been around that long comparatively but god#based this on the number of fics in their tag btw so don't try to accuse me of getting it wrong#batfam#batfamily#batman#dick grayson#richard grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#timothy drake#red robin#damian wayne#damian al ghul#robin#stephanie brown#spoiler#cassandra cain#cassandra wayne#orphan#black bat#batgirl#barbara gordon#duke thomas#the signal
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magma doobles w friends
#look at him#look at both of them#look at me#*frothing at the mouth*#listen#LISTEN;;#I.#i am so down bad it’s not funny#rise raph#rottmnt#rottmnt raph#future raph#rottmnt future raph#my art#motherfucker has the audacity to grow to 6’6?????#and i’m NOT supposed to fall in love w him?????
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did you guys know that octoroks appear in every zelda title except Twilight Princess
#the BANE of my EXISTENCE#when I started playing the ORIGINAL 1986 GAME and these motherfuckers were ALREADY the biggest nuisance in the game#forget ganon what fucking octopus cursed all of hyrule to a thousand thousand years of death by octorok#zelda#legend of zelda#skyward sword#a link to the past#ocarina of time#link#totk#botw#my art#side note i've decided to start post any fan art I do on this blog instead of my little art side blog because it's just easier for me
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Duke and Jason's dynamic is like 85% one sided bullying fyi.
Jason has mastered the art of pretending that Duke telling him he's a "washed up edgy has been" is a polite greeting between friends.
Jason knows he's outclassed when it comes to mouthing off so he doesn't even try. (He did try to clap back once and got so thoroughly verbally destroyed he didn't show his face for three months)
#duke thomas#jason todd#batfam#bread talk#they're good friends for Sure but duke needs to make sure jason doesn't get upity alright#its a public service#we all know what happens when jason gets too confident#anyway if you make me read that duke motherfucking thomas is afraid of jason todd on oracles internet ONE MORE TIME
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"stop making akechi pancake jokes its 2024" no fuck you
#horrible news i'm obsessed with him#raise your hand if youre actually surprised#i see an egotistical smartass brunette twink with daddy issues whos doomed by the narrative and i latch on like a motherless duckling#bro i deadass forgot how to draw it took me so long to figure out how to do this mfs hair 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️#gayass motherfucker detective bitch i hate him so much#persona 5#p5#persona 5 royal#p5r#goro akechi#lotus draws#i better not see anybody call him dazai in the comments again or im gonna gut you like a fish#its happened on three separate posts GIVE UP
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Dio's 50 weird little freaks who obsessed over him until the world ended were right. I'd be the same
#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#dio brando#I can't get this motherfucker out of my HEAD#he LIVES here#my friend has been sending me things that would look good on him and holy fucking shit
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A noble steed fit for a prince ✨💙
#critical role#critical role fanart#critical role spoilers#cr spoilers#dorian storm#coriolis#cr 3#bells hells#critical doodles#robbie summoned that horse dragon for ME specifically#ROBBIE I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOUR MIND#also idk and idc if it was probably meant to be more dragon than horse#I'M A HORSE GUY I'M GONNA MAKE IT MORE HORSE#plus it wasn't described in detail so I'm doing my personal take#YEEHAW MOTHERFUCKERS
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The only shirt I own with a cat on it. I never owned one in my life (and totally not opposed in having one!), but I do own about ten Pigface albums and double that of Invisible-label titles. Though that label is spoken in a different light than Wax Trax, it’s just as important to the continued construction of industrial (get it?).
Life goals in the near future: to visit The Museum Of Post-Punk & Industrial Music and to shop at Wax Trax while there. Let’s do it.
#cats#Invisible#Martin Atkins#industrial#Chicago#Pigface#it's me#sono io#it's me motherfuckers!#personal#omega#our lady omega
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buddy suggesting his evangelical sol-worshipping grandfather replace yolanda and excusing the clear issues with bias by saying “well all clerics have some deity, it’s never going to be completely neutral” sits VERY wrong with me when remembering that yolanda literally gave up her divinity to become a teacher??
#idk maybe he just doesn’t know that stipulation but that raised a major red flag for me#my hackles are RAISED motherfuckers#fantasy high#d20#dimension 20#buddy dawn#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#yolanda badgood
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the fact that iron bull opens his recruitment conversation with pretending he doesn't quite remember the name of the the inquisition's ambassador. Jose-what's-her-name-again. he's just a big dumb jock no thoughts head empty mercenary who likes fighting and drinking don't worry about lil old me inquisitor! I'll hit things for you if you'd like as long as you pay me! ],) and then right after he reveals he's a spy he drops that he knows not only the name of your spymaster and how she operates but also her haircolour. (but like in a safely bro-y way tho! make that fighting and drinking and fucking! I'll be useful to you but in a real meathead non-threatening kind of way I'll be too busy bedding chantry sisters to do any real harm ],) continue to not worry about lil old me inquisitor!)
god bull you're so multidimensionally and fine-tunedly full of shit I love you so much fhdksah
#my love affair with the particular psychological damage bull has got going on continues unabated it Compels me#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#iron bull#AS IF you'd forget josephine's name even if you were just the successful mercenary captain you pretend to be you motherfucker!#the way he subtly controls the tone of that whole conversation is so fucking elegant and cool#say what you want about him and even though it's destroyed his soul bull does know how to do his job#(also the 'could've just been a guy in a spiked helmet orlesians aren't too bright' dig if you're adaar is just *chef's kiss*)
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listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN
I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.
I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.
#honor among thieves#dnd#dungeons and dragons: honor among thieves#holga kilgore#she is a BARBARIAN whose name is KILL GORE like who among us has not been in a party with this exact character#some new player who picked whatever they were told was the easiest class and gave them a name that is 98% a joke#and just piggybacked their backstory onto the most experienced player's as like rp training wheels#and then smash cut 60 sessions later and we're all getting choked up over john dingus or whatever#do you motherfuckers know how rarely i cry????? about ANYTHING?????#god it was so good#i am going to watch this an unhealthy amount#i want a separate movie for every red wizard and also one about xenk's backstory#his name is X E N K with an X these writers have played some fucking DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS#do i have to buy dead in thay now?????? i think i have to buy dead in thay now#i literally ran dnd on friday and this movie put me in WITHDRAWAL i want to play some dnd Now
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“Saw his dimension burn”
“Misses home, but can’t return”
#gravity falls#bill cipher#the book of bill#my art#artists on tumblr#tbob fanart#tbob spoilers#trying out digital art today#that’s rough buddy#all he draws are blue and red triangles#that line destroyed me#this is not a website dot com#this took me way too long to make#GOD I love this motherfucker so much
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sometimes letterboxd reviews are beautiful
#i love u random letterboxd stevebucky truthers#the last one really does get me#on the wikipedia page for ‘it’s been a long long time’ there is a section saying how the song is used for both bucky and peggy#in tws and in endgame#wikipedia knows steve’s bisexuality better than most of these bitches…#and barring the fact that endgame tried SO HARD not to make stevebucky gay#and appropriated the song used in tws for steve & bucky’s reunion#the fact that they used it at all for bucky is crazy#‘kiss me once then kiss me twice then kiss me once again’#motherfucker HOW DO PPL STILL SAY STEVEBUCKY IS JUST FRIENDSS#i don’t think this is something ill ever get over tbh#soapbox#stevebucky#stucky#captain america#the winter soldier#captain america: the winter soldier#im normal btw.
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